My brains are focused elsewhere so when I came across an older post of Delia Moran’s I decided I could in good conscience steal it. I knew D wouldn’t mind too much and probably wouldn’t sue me. Besides I’m not actually stealing her list. Just the idea.
5. I couldn’t sleep another minute.
(I will however say “God I need a nap,” about 50 times a day.
4. I love to clean my house.
(I do however love having a clean house. Not gonna happen.)
3. I love to sweat.
(I don’t even like to think about sweating. Thus my very round figure.)
2. I am so on top of my life.
(I stole this post. ‘nough said.)
1. No, I’m not interested in a writer’s residency in Ireland.
(Are you kidding? I’m on that like white on rice. – or brown on rice, depends what kind of rice you like.)