Back to the Eleven Questions that I lifted from Jenny Crusie’s blog. She has been kind enough not to ask me to cease and desist. Of course, after trying to answer number three I can see why.
3. If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be and why?
A big juicy peach. Because I’m round, and I’ve got a lot of juice inside me. I’m talking a peach picked ripe at its peak. Not a mealy fruit that was picked green and shipped halfway around the world. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a fruit that is picked ripe and eaten from the tree. Grocery store fruit doesn’t even come close.
4. If you weren’t a writer, what would you be/do?
Besides hang out in the school? I was a ceramic artist for a while – I might do that again. But truthfully, I can’t imagine not writing now that I’ve found it again. Maybe I’d be an actor. I’m sure I could support myself doing that, right? Can’t you see me in any role Angelina Jolie stars in? Okay, I’m a little rounder than she is but I could still kick butt.
You should be thanking your lucky stars about now. Seeing me on the big screen wrapped in skin tight leather would not be a pretty sight! On the other hand I could definitely FILL the screen!
Smirk. I’m laughing at my own jokes now.
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We laugh at your jokes too. And I love the thought of you being a peach. I adore peaches.
May I offer you my dh’s assessment of Jolie? “Flat ass, fake tits. And she scares me.”
I’d much rather see you kick ass.